An Educational Lunch

Today at lunch, we learned:

That airport security is pretty hard but not as hard as Vin Diesel
That beavers are smelly
That John watches offensive Japanese animation
That Green Lantern is stylish
That Oakland Raiders are not pure
That John's first time was not exhausting
That Mexican wrestlers make Tyler uncomfortable
That Marilyn Manson is not abrasive because he hasn't killed anyone
That Tyler thinks John's hairline is pretty